Elijah Bell ✝️

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Favorite films

  • Rocky
  • Scream
  • The Dark Knight
  • Arrival

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  • Anger Management

    ★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★

  • Challengers

    ★★★½

  • Secret Level - PAC-MAN: Circle

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Rocky

    Rocky

    ★★★★★

    I struggle to explain how much this movie (and franchise) means to me. When I was 3 years old my grandmother let me “borrow” her copies of all 5 vhs tapes. I had no intention of returning them. In fact, I was so paranoid that someone would break into my house and steal them in the night, that I slept with all 5 tapes under my pillow. Every night. 

    I was allowed to choose one movie a week, and for…

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★½

    Technical aspects are fantastic. Highlights being the score, editing, cinematography, and performances (Zendaya specifically). 

    Unfortunately Zendaya plays Satan (fall from grace, desperate need for others to serve her will, etc.) and the two male leads don’t do much to win me over (save for Art near the end). When everyone is evil I’m not compelled to care for their outcomes. 

    Likely won’t rewatch.

  • Million Dollar Baby

    Million Dollar Baby

    ★★★

    I would pay good money to watch Mike Tyson throat punch Earline into the afterlife.

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★½

    Depressed that the worms on earth don’t have hallucinogenic blue gatorade blood.

  • Prisoners

    Prisoners

    ★★★★★

    Romans 12:19

    Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord.