Eli Schwartz

Eli Schwartz

Favorite films

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
  • The Master
  • Juno
  • Being John Malkovich

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

  • Civil War

    ★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★

  • Saturday Night

    ★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★

    Oh to be the child of a ruthless oligarch or business man or something nefarious. I’d probably marry a stripper who’s really good at acting!!!

  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    ★★★

    Looked like a lotta fun and I like that. I was born in the wrong era

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★

    Ale: it’s giving gen z comedy but the good side. I felt like that’s what me and my friends would act like in a heightened situation.  I’m the Rachel sennot character. Sophie was confusing and that’s one of my main criticisms. Bee was sus for some reason

    We both agree that the relationships weren’t fleshed out enough to begin the film to feel connected to the weight of the big moments. I actually like how the pacing and suspense that…

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★★½

    This movie did not take its foot off the fucking gas and I loved it. I really wonder how someone who didn’t go to theater camp would view this because I felt so called out and seen at once. And that ending song had me like weeping. The children in this movie gave me life. As long as Molly Gordon and Ayo Edibiri are starring in/creating movies, theatrical release comedies are in good hands. May their reign as comedy queens FLOURISHHHHHH. I need to see a regional production of Joan, Still.

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