Elise Maddaloni

Elise Maddaloni

I'm all about meaningless dumb reviews

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • Carol
  • A Ghost Story

Recent activity

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  • Parachute

    ★★★½

  • The Bourne Identity

    ★★★

  • The Electric State

    ★½

  • Novocaine

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  • Parachute

    Parachute

    ★★★½

    I had a crush on Thomas Mann growing up and I still get it. What a cutie.

  • The Bourne Identity

    The Bourne Identity

    ★★★

    Marie, you can’t come with me. It’s too dangerous you’ve got to go to the police. Marie WE need to stick TOGETHER. They’ll kill you otherwise. Marie, if you stay with me, they’ll never stop until you’re dead. Leave me now.

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  • What Keeps You Alive

    What Keeps You Alive

    Jules: RUN!!!!!
    Also Jules: Doesn't run and waits on the couch to be killed.

  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher

    ★★★

    My octopus teacher? More like my octopus wife.

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