Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Uptown Girls 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  no appearance of uptown girl by billie joel? weird…

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  Dancing with the Birds 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  wow birds wanna get laid so bad

Popular reviews

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ½ Watched 10 Mar 2023 2

  the only context i had for this movie was jessie texting “cocaine bear” 4 times in a row- cooper then alerted me that it was a movie. i thought surely it would be a metaphor or an allegory for something. surely.

  it was about a bear that did cocaine.

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  Back to the Future 1985

  ★★★ Watched 01 May 2023 9

  what if i try to fuck my future son after he travels back in time? what then?

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