Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bring It On 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  It was either this or Melancholia

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  The Florida Project 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Heavy

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  They said a film with this much sauce couldn’t be made

  They said hey Robert… I really don’t think you can make a movieeee with this much sauce, it really can’t be done

  But he goes and does it anyway cause that’s America and the dream this country gives its great citizens

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  Turbo 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  I’m sure if any animal was as fast as a race car that would be interesting, but what really sells it is that it’s about a snail. Making for some clever novelty.