Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  one monkey to rule them all

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Feb 2025

  a bella bday rewatch was essential

Popular reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Nov 2024

  my dear sweet husband Jesse Eisenberg you've done it again

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  I randomly chose the right movie to not get high before because the scene that was like if David Lynch directed an ASMR seafood boil mukbang made me want to die.

  but this was good!! I love a retro-futuristic dream world where a random hot girl with no social security number can twerk on TV a few times and immediately skyrocket to stardom.

  Body horror, plus the constant CHEWING and food and spit and unsettling close ups on the procedural…

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