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Recent reviews

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  Fear Street: 1994 2021

  ★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  lesbians. 
  soundtrack in this movie is top tier. 
  site-specific performance = watching fear street trilogy.

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  Minions 2015

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  respect! power! 
  banana
  …. BANANA!

Popular reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  i hate wicked.
  wait let me rephrase.
  i hated wicked.

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  Fifty Shades Darker 2017

  ★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  lots of boobs, nice.
  what is with the acrobatic sex positions, does christian do gymnastics when hes not thrusting left right and centre?
  and how can bro recover from a bloody helicopter crash in one day, pish posh PSHAR. 

  WHAT IS THE BLOODY METAL SEX THINGY WE GOOGLED AND IM STILL CONFUSED.

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