elliotmorgan23

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3.5 to 5 stars: i liked the film
0.5 to 2.5 stars: i did not like the film 
3 stars: the pope’s exorcist

Favorite films

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • The Exorcist
  • Jaws
  • The Thing

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  • Marching Powder

  • The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

    ★★★★½

  • The Creep Tapes

  • The Hunted

    ★★★½

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★

    my hopes for this film began to disappear when cesar started to deliver the near entirety of hamlet’s fourth soliloquy

    i wanted to leave my review there but i feel there’s more to be said; my initial reaction upon leaving the cinema was overwhelmingly negative but in the following hour i have slightly calmed

    i’m avoiding evaluating the film’s narrative because i don’t think it’s the point, or at least i hope isn’t, the film is far more preoccupied with…

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★★

    i think if i sat down in a cinema in 1968 and watched this i’d have a heart attack and die

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  • Marching Powder

    Marching Powder

    actual line in the 2025 motion picture marching powder starring daniel dyer: ‘woking? is that where all the woke people are from?’

  • The Creep Tapes

    The Creep Tapes

    the format of this show is so good, each episode is just 20 mins so there’s so much character comedy on offer

    you adjust to whatever weird shit josef is doing in any given episode and then before you know it he’s a priest with a goatee who exorcises demons by using an exercise bike

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