Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Truly a “performatively ‘eat the rich’ A24 movie that’s also about trauma” of all time.

  Jenna Ortega vapes in this movie and it weirdly comes up but also doesn’t? Idk whatever.

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  Lady Snowblood 1973

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  This movie fucking rules. 

  Drenched in style as much as it is in blood. Give me more night time beach shots please I’m begging you.

  God, Tarantino you little thieving fucker you.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  But it’s the big New Year’s Eve Show!

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Feb 2025

  Need László vs Jim Simpson Hell in a Cell Match like Orazio needed to beat Mussolini’s corpse with his own hands