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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
Everything I thought it would be, and nothing I hoped it would be. Bellucci and Dafoe are wasted. Their characters serve zero purpose. Three people did story treatments, and another two wrote th screenplay. The end product is three plots cobbled together, when the entire movie should've been about the boy Astrid meets. So much failed potential. BUT! Keaton, despite his horrible makeup, was great. Winona Ryder still can't act but retains her charm as Lydia. Jeffery Jones's picture, and…
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Reagan 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Like sucking a musty, crusty old man's toes for 2+ hours, or getting your rectum wrecked in the rectory by Father Trump. If you're into those activities, this is great cinema. If not, partake in a vinegar enema to clean the rust outta your brain.
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The Mortuary Collection 2019
THE MORTUARY COLLECTION on Shudder is the best horror anthology I've seen since TRICK R TREAT. Terrific atmosphere, beautifully shot, and some insane kills. Highest recommendation.
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Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence 1992
The last twelve minutes of this film deserves five stars alone. My mans was slapping cars out of his way while on fire and driving a car of his own, not to mention the main cop's infinite ammo cheat, and the female lead's amazing dialogue, like "I HATE THIS!" You're being chased by a maniac cop who's engulfed in flames driving a goddamn flaming police car of death. OF COURSE YOU HATE THIS.
Loved it. 10 outta 10. I wanna watch it again right the fuck now.
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