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The Substance 2024
Seeing this in theaters or with an enthusiastic group is the only correct viewing experience. The 1am post-showing crowd was abuzz with discussion, laughter, and exclamations of “what the FUCK” in the most electric way.
That said, the most batshit part of this movie is trying to convince me that Demi Moore is not still one of the hottest women on the planet. Absolutely insane.
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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I knew Nosferatu was a fucking freak as soon as I saw that mustache
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