Robert Nease

Robert Nease

That guy you avoid at parties who can recite every line of dialogue from Spaceballs! verbatim.

Favorite films

  • Apocalypse Now
  • Trading Places
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Logan

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  • Maya the Bee Movie

    ★★★

  • The Little Mermaid

    ★★½

  • Transformers One

    ★★★½

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★★

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  • Maya the Bee Movie

    Maya the Bee Movie

    ★★★

    Enjoyable little mid-tier animated kids feature. Fit for a rainy day. 🐝 🦗🐜🦋🐞🕷️

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    ★★½

    How is it that a live action film with the VFX budget the size of an island country’s GDP can feel so much less immersive and “real” than one drawn by hand nearly 40 years ago?
    Due credit to Bailey who brings it both for the required big vocals and silent emoting.
    Also, seabirds don’t breathe water. As has been noted.

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  • BLUE EYE SAMURAI

    BLUE EYE SAMURAI

    ★★★★★

    Without hyperbole the single best animated content Netflix has yet produced and a massive recommendation for all and sundry. I am very excited to see if the story evolves the way I am expecting but the show has proven able to surprise me a lot so far so who knows?

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    Tonight I drank deep of the Water of Life.

    Don’t waste a second getting tickets to see this on the biggest screen available.

    Long live the fighters!