Favorite films

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Why did we not get to hear Welshpool. Minus two stars for not giving us more from Welshpool. He couldn't at least say one line? smh

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  The Bourne Identity 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  So THAT'S what the bourne identity is.

Popular reviews

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  The Princess Bride 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  Does it all! Every single god damned fucking thing is in this movie. There is not a single thing missing! Grizzlor, a Garfield book, old people makeup. What gender is the albino torturer? Has everything! Five fucking stars every time. Shut the fuck up.

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  E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Feb 2025

  Oh damn oh heck.

  Oh heck wtf.

  I cried like, most of this movie??

  It's really good???

  My mom says I loved this movie as a little kid and I have no recollection of that at all but apparently I was right?

  I was right all along as usual.

  Nobody ever tells you that the first time E.T. does the phone home bit it's while wearing jewelry and a wig. Yet another foundational buried memory I guess.

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