Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Jul 2024

  Maxxxine featuring quite possibly the worst Yorkshire accent ever - courtesy of Lily Collins

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ★★★ Rewatched 25 May 2024

  I want to love this film as much as everyone else but even after a second watch I don’t get the hype.

  I appreciate the chaotic action and impressive visuals. However, unfortunately this movie is just style over substance. There’s very little plot and as a result it’s hard to connect with or care about any of the characters. A film this action-packed shouldn’t drag… but it really does.

  Essentially they just drive from one side of the desert to the other and back.

  Sadly, even the dude with a flamethrower guitar couldn’t save this film for me. 🤘🔥💔

Popular reviews

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2024

  Loved it when Godzilla got food poisoning and turned pink 💕 HIGH CAMP

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Feb 2024

  “Did you say Web?”

  I can’t believe this was worse than I was expecting. A record-breaking amount of terrible ADR was used in this film and every line is delivered in the style of Anna Faris in Scary Movie.

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