Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sleeping Beauty 1959

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Oct 2024

  I would frame so many scenes from this film and display them in my house. It's beautiful.

  
  Other notes, Merryweather is my spirit animal and Team Blue Dress for life 💙

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  Alice in Wonderland 1951

  ★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2024

  I don't think I've ever seen this movie all the way through (and I still technically haven't because I was giving Caleb a haircut for the first part...but he gave a descriptive narration for what was happening on screen and that was a 10/10 experience)

  Alice's most relatable quote:

  "Oh dear, I shouldn't have cried so much"

  Rip baby oysters 🐚

  "and the rabbit was still late" 🐇⏰

Popular reviews

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  Pinocchio 1940

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2024 2

  Figaro the cat is my new spirit animal

  Below I will air my grievances with the film and they are as such:
  1) ambiguous timeline, cobwebs in the woodshop after a few days? Weeks in the whale?
  2) animal humanoid fox and mute cat are never explained but equally accepted into society?
  3) what kind of a name is lampwick?
  4) we're just going to abandon the other hundreds of children to their fate as donkeys in salt mines?

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Jul 2023

  In a perfect world Jack Black and Ryan Gosling go bead to head at the 2023 Oscars for Best Original Song, but to determine the winner we need a live full costume sing off of Peaches and I'm Just Ken

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