Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  okay, now that’s a lot of beavers

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  Kinda Pregnant 2025

  ½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  this made me suicidal

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2023

  this was everything Barbie pretended to be but wasn’t. imagine camus and barbie had a baby with the stylistic influence of dr suess… very nice !!

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 May 2023

  The penis monster was weirdly grounding.

  Other than that this movie was a giant demonia boot crushing your neck on the pavement for like 3 hours, without even the relief of passing out. Brutal. Probably 5 stars i think. I am so disoriented. I feel terrible.

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