God that final scene will always hit hard
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The Martian 2015
I hate this movie. I hate the sort of people who love it. This boomer ass humour, half a million plotlines that never end in anything, abysmal writing that never learned how to show not tell, bland as a boiled potato film.
Why was everyone so happy? Why did they broadcast live to Trafalgar Square? Why did the future astronaut class in the ending scene resemble high school juniors in pre-calc? Why does America suck so bad for making a…
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