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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  John Malkovich thrusting while he wears disco shoes and tin foil. 5 stars

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Might need to rewatch blind just to enjoy that foley again gosh DARN

Popular reviews

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  Ayo don’t eat that bad dog

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  Presence 2024

  ★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Cinema is SO BACK! 

  Things heard in my screening:
  “What the fuck even is this” 
  “Jesus Christ it’s SO bad”
  A woman loudly snoring in front of me 
  Lots of yawning 
  Lots of exasperated sighs
  And then Three people walked out before getting past the 10 minute mark.

  Me on the other hand, I loved feeling like a ring doorbell. Poorly marketed movie that suffered for not considering the audience they actually wanted to show it to. Liked the ending 🙂

  EDIT: I’m still thinking about this movie hours later. Deserves the extra star

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