Jamie

Jamie

22. I like shitty horror movies and so should you

Trying to watch 250 movies in 2025 

Favorite films

  • The Fly
  • Muppet Treasure Island
  • Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
  • The Substance

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  • The Monkey

  • Mad Money

    ★★

  • Love Hurts

  • Love Hurts

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    I feel like I need MST3K of Rifftracks to watch this
    OK HOLY SHIT IM GONNA WORD VOMIT THOUGHTS NOW AND EDIT LATER:
    -why are we using cgi? It was so stupid and took away from the impact of the gore, this could have been gross (which I wanted) but Instead it was sooooo cheesy
    -SO MUCH TONAL WHIPLASH!!! Some actors in this wanted an Oscar for their performance in a drama and others were using it as an audition…

  • Love Hurts

    Love Hurts

    Consistent and unnecessary voice over exposition is the biggest jump scare of 2025 
    This was genuinely a painful watch

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  • Buffalo '66

    Buffalo '66

    ★★★★★

    I should not like this movie as much as I do. I should not like Billy as much as I do. The fact that I ended this movie smiling and blushing and wanting to find love is reason enough for me to call my therapist

  • Ginger Snaps

    Ginger Snaps

    ★★★★★

    I remember once hearing an interview with Paul Sorvino where he said that when he first saw Goodfellas he felt disappointed while leaving the theatre. He explained that it wasn't until a few days later that he understood that the numbness he felt after seeing that movie wasn't because he didn't like it, but rather it was shock after seeing what he soon realized was the best movie ever made. Well, Ginger Snaps is my Goodfellas
    I knew that I…

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