Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus 2005

  ★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  my favourite part was when wenlock’s sister wives unionised!

• 

  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  well, mickey 18 really woke up on the wrong side of the printer!!!!

Popular reviews

• 

  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Aug 2024 1

  let me set the scene for you….

  the cinema is watching in silent anticipation for act 3 to kick off…….

  cailee spaeny looks behind her……

  the lanky freak prometheus alien pulls up….

  i unexpectedly yell “EWWWW”

  the cinema remains silent

• 

  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  this is what weird barbie could’ve been if mattel weren’t COWARDS