Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  my bg3 twink bard tav would’ve made this movie ten times better but that’s besides the point

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  The Blair Witch Project 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Craving a hike now (and some Vienna sausages)

Popular reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ½ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  i would rather pluck out each one of my eyelashes than rewatch all two hours of this monstrosity

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Nov 2024

  this was my pregame to the election results. emotions are all over the place.

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