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Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  I’m voting for Red Hulk because of the price of eggs

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  Hot Rod 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025 1

  YOU KNOW I HAVE A HORMONE DISORDER

Popular reviews

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Jan 2025

  The movie? 5 stars, no notes, as always.

  The gorgeous girl who was spilling popcorn on herself the whole time and saying “Laurence!” every time Morpheus popped up? 5 stars, no notes, as always.

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  If this isn’t a compelling argument for the importance of bankrolling trans filmmakers telling trans stories instead of bankrolling awards-hungry cishet weirdos telling trans stories, I don’t know what is…

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