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Recent reviews

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  Ruby Sparks 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I love it for the MPDG discourse that ruled my life at the time this was made (when I was rage posting on Tumblr about how the Paper Towns movie missed the premise the book I should have just shut up and realized this movie had already been made and Paper Towns didn’t need to exist at all). Watching at this age I see it more as a modern Frankenstein story and I love that too. Every woman should watch…

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  The one thing I will say that I did enjoy was the fact that the plot was finally not a quantum gleep gloop with apocalyptic yet inconsequential repercussions. It was a (comparatively) low stakes, OG kind of story on paper. Unfortunately in practice it was nothing like the OG movies because it was so deeply lame and also possibly written by AI and also felt weirdly Bush era? 
  I cried laughing at the brain man’s TINY arms tho.

Popular reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Jan 2025 2

  Are you guys actually kidding ab this movie??? Deadass I have never seen an uglier or stupider film in my lifetime. Jaw on the floor DEROGATORY

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  The Big Year 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025 1

  Just watched this for the first time and laughed so hard. I love how they’re all giant losers

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