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Recent reviews

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  Everybody Wants Some!! 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  Make more movies about the pure and deep stupidity of athlete boys!!! They’re so fun and enviable and slutty and silly. They’re of course also deeply regressive but in a refreshingly simple way. There’s so many scenes where they understand the girls are smarter than them, but they’re okay with it because they truly are only wanting sex and know they’re reaching up— in our world where the lonely, manipulative “wife material” chaser is the real villain, a controllable, stupid…

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  Ruby Sparks 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I love it for the MPDG discourse that ruled my life at the time this was made (when I was rage posting on Tumblr about how the Paper Towns movie missed the premise the book I should have just shut up and realized this movie had already been made and Paper Towns didn’t need to exist at all). Watching at this age I see it more as a modern Frankenstein story and I love that too. Every woman should watch…

Popular reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Jan 2025 2

  Are you guys actually kidding ab this movie??? Deadass I have never seen an uglier or stupider film in my lifetime. Jaw on the floor DEROGATORY

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  The Big Year 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025 1

  Just watched this for the first time and laughed so hard. I love how they’re all giant losers

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