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Recent reviews

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  Endless Love 2014

  Watched 17 May 2014

  if were being honest here i think the 15% on rotten tomatoes was a little too generous

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  Vampire Academy 2014

  ★ Watched 27 Apr 2014

  the video game i was just playing before had a more engaging storyline than this garbage

  help

Popular reviews

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  LOL 2012

  ½ Watched 28 Oct 2013 3

  "Lola, did you get a Brazilian?"

  I LITERALLY CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MOVIE EXISTS. AS SOON AS THAT GIRL FROM ABOUT CHERRY PUT THE CAMERA INSIDE THE CHICKEN I LOST IT.

  WHAT IS LIFE

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  American Beauty 1999

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Sep 2013

  "Will someone please pass the fucking asparagus!"

  There are few things in life greater than watching Kevin Spacey smoke a joint tbh

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