Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lolita 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  why are people mad that a story shot through the eyes of a delusional pedophile is gross. did you expect a love story

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  One Day 2024

  ★★ Rewatched 18 Feb 2025

  idk man I just don't like either of these people at all

Popular reviews

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  Christmas Bloody Christmas 2022

  ½ Watched 24 Dec 2022 1

  This film uses flashy crap to hide fundamental flaws. It's constantly snowing and full of neon lights to hide not only how fucking hideous the camerawork is, but also that it looks like it was filmed on a nokia 3330.
  The characters swear every other fucking word to hide how terrible the dialogue is. I originally gave it a bit of credit for being somewhat naturalistic at times, but I take that back upon rewatching the opening scene as I…

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  Doctor Who: Joy to the World 2024

  ★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  2 stars for Nicola Coughlan, half a star for "you're being mansplained by a suitcase"