Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Your strength breaks men's bones. I have the cunning to break their minds.

  I don't know why it took me so long to finally sit down and watch this but omg literally my favorite Eggers now

  Amleth and Olga...dream threesome

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Robert Pattinson academy award winner WHENN???

Popular reviews

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  May December 2023

  ★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  The topic at hand is far too complex and doesn't take up enough space in my opinion. There's a lot to praise here but at the same time much to be desired which is a shame given how exited i was for it.

  
  
  

  wait cuz im literally so mad lmao why are people liking this soooo much????
  what are they seeing that im not?
  this movie is straight up weird and unfunny NOT camp
  and that whole thing with the butterfly ugh shut up

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  disappointed but not surprised, I was expecting at least a fun time at the movies but this was laughably BAD.
  people calling this a perfect rom-com/horror mix have NEVER seen a good rom-com cuz...yikes.
  I know people wanna call this self-aware humor but honestly no. I think we as a society have to stop letting these people get away with making bad movies and using self-awareness as an excuse. it's tired.

  though i will say the kills were creative and fun and some jokes were pretty funny it's still not enough to make this Scream wannabe ok.