Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  took bonehead to a whole other level

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  don’t, i repeat DON’T watch this while pms’ing

Popular reviews

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  The Boondock Saints 1999

  ★★★ Watched 15 Nov 2023

  willem dafoe serving absolute cunt as usual

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  Marie Antoinette 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  the biblical disaster-level crash out i would have if my dog got ripped out of my hands would be cemented in history books

  (also love how everyone is deluded to think that jamie dornan looks best in the ‘50 shades’ franchise when this movie exists)

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