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  Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah 1991

  ★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025 2

  Starts out totally awesome but begins to really slow down dowards the end. Definitely a modern dawn-of-the-information-age adaptation of godzilla that has a compelling human half that is shot well but feels bloated at parts.

  Something hilarious about these white people Aliens speaking perfect Japanese and then occasionally breaking for a few English phrases. I think the american soliders are acting bad on purpose? A wild ride regardless. Mecha Gidorah is sick as fuckkkkk

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  Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019

  ★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025 1

  Stereotypical action movie "we're tracking him on the mainframe!!"-ass shit with a slog of an uninspired milquetoast tale of human strife that seems to intercut the actual 'decent' content every chance it gets. Theres like maybe two minutes worth of actually cool moments in this whole thing if you can make out anything between the overdose of CGI weather effects. Waiter waiter 20 thousand more gallons of rain and fog please!!!

Popular reviews

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  House 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2023

  I can't describe this movie if I tried. What I can tell you, is that this is the most unique experience you will have watching a movie and one that I believe nobody on earth can recreate. A delightfully strange, trippy, creepy yet beautiful concert for the eyes thats timeless lightning in a bottle.

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  Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 May 2023

  Here we are, the overhated one!

  A concise blockbuster. Attack of The Clones tells a more focused story than The Phantom Menace in a well-spread 3 acts.

  One of the main things people always rag on is the line delivery. People hated Hayden Christiansen when he couldn't be more perfect for the role. He absolutely embodies the angsty apprentice but delivers it in the theater/opera nature that George Lucas desired.

  But for lucas to make a super cool movie that…