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I watch what I watch

this year it's early aughts schlock

Favorite films

  • In a Lonely Place
  • The Last Picture Show
  • Mikey and Nicky
  • Dont Look Back

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  • Alien

    ★★★★

  • Funny Games

    ★★★★

  • Dragon Around

  • Companion

    ★★½

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  • Hackers

    Hackers

    ★★★★

    i'm in

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  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★½

    a truly heinous number of plot holes but Sophie Thatcher is angelic in every single way

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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Good morning, it’s January sixteen, two-thousand-twenty-five, and it’s a Thursday. Here in Washington, a damp haze of dream pop, cigarette smoke and grief.

    When I was in high school around 2008, I watched Mulholland Drive on a dodgy movie website in 360p, taking bong rips while pausing for buffering. David Lynch disrupted everything I knew to be true about movies, and God bless him, art. Since then his work has infiltrated my life. As I’m reflecting now, I’m unsure if…

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    ★★★★★

    I watched this on a flight to Disneyland and then I went to Disneyland and immediately got on this ride.
    It was too long to finish on the flight there so I watched the rest of it on the flight home and now I’m logging on Letterboxd on a plane for the first time.

    Anyway this is a true masterpiece, one of my all time favorites, I’ve seen it 20 times or more and I’ll defend it to my death.