Dan Keene

Dan Keene

Fine art to fine trash and everything in between

Defender of Physical Media

Favorite films

  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Suspiria
  • Blue Velvet
  • Phantasm

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  • Last Man Standing

    ★★★½

  • Triple Impact

    ★★★

  • Street Hunter

    ★★★½

  • Tenebre

    ★★★★

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  • Daisies

    Daisies

    ★★★

    I do have an understanding of the cultural and historical significance of this cult classic, but honestly about 90% of this feels like a very long (yes, even at 76 minutes) version of Ween's video for "Push th' Little Daisies", with the constant eating and childish horseplay. Maybe these "Daisies" were the true inspiration for their nonsense in that video?

  • Little Shop of Horrors

    Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★★

    Normally I'd give a 4 star rating to the original theatrical version, but the director's cut went so radically hard that I'm giving this version a 5 out of 5. It took a turn for the very dark in the final act, and then doubled down on this darkness and turned it up to 11!

    This version solidifies it as a campy cosmic horror, and one where the villain wins in the end. It's "The Color Out of Space: The…

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  • Cade: The Tortured Crossing

    Cade: The Tortured Crossing

    ★★★★★

    Neil Breen is a portal to impossible worlds...

  • Bio Zombie

    Bio Zombie

    ★★★½

    A zombie movie set in a mall? Don't compare it to Dawn of the Dead, it's more like Mallrats meets Shaun of the Dead, served up HK Style!

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