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  Moonstruck 1987

  ★★★★★ Added

  Everything I ever wanted from an opera (including minimal opera)

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  Dirty Dancing 1987

  ★★★★½ Added

  I love how unrepentantly square the resort is, for the entirety of the movie... until the ending, when it arcs into a sweaty love disco. Sometimes you just need a better playlist!

  (Although for the record: I hate the music in this movie. A constant distraction, daring me to roll my eyes. And I don't want to roll my eyes! I want to get swept up in the performances & scene-writing!)

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  Vertigo 1958

  ½ Added 3

  A misogynistic shaggy dog joke

  I hereby place a curse upon the cinephiles who keep gaslighting me into re-watching this

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  Black Swan 2010

  ½ Added 1

  Natalie Portman transforms into a chicken because she's stressed. DOES THAT FREAK YOU OUT BRO??

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