EnLove

EnLove

Any movie over 2 hours is 3 hours long, and any movie over 3 hours is taking the fucking piss.

Favorite films

  • An Actor's Revenge
  • Burning
  • Mandy
  • The Green Knight

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  • Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

    ½

  • The Long Goodbye

    ★★

  • The Twentieth Century

    ★★★★½

  • Finding Mr. Right 2

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  • Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

    Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

    ½

    I bet that the Clinton Crime Clan tried to kill Dinesh 100s of times like he was fucking Castro, but thanks to several LooneyTunes-ian/Mr. Magoo-ian japes he got through them all unscathed.

  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye

    ★★

    I feel like one of them daft twats who decide who wins oscars with this kind of critique but listening to people mumble for two hours makes me want to fucking scream. The music thing is cool though.

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  • Ricky Gervais: Armageddon

    Ricky Gervais: Armageddon

    ½

    Making jokes about the wokes? Whoa, save some innovation for the rest of us DaVinci!

  • Encanto

    Encanto

    Looks like a very, very family friendly version of Gabriel Garcia Marquez's work, so fingers crossed we'll get to see Lin Manuel Miranda executed by firing squad.

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