Epicburger7281

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It is our basic human right to be fuck ups -King Gay

Favorite films

  • Life Is Beautiful
  • The Scorpion King
  • Waves
  • Uncut Gems

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  • 12 Years a Slave

    ★★★★

  • Seven Swords

    ★★½

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★★½

  • Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

    ★★½

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  • 12 Years a Slave

    12 Years a Slave

    ★★★★

    Why was every white dude from 2013 squeezed into this to say the most vile shit, and then Brad Pitt shows up just to play a chill guy 

    From the release of the movie to the year this review is posted, the same time has passed as is mentioned in the title

    If your remember the awards season this film was apart of you should be eligible for senior discounts

  • Seven Swords

    Seven Swords

    ★★½

    Damn we won’t have a second to breathe let alone think after this battle.

    The sun is almost up would you guys wanna go catch the sunrise?

    *next shot is a majestic chill sesh on alil hill looking at the morning sun just vibin

    What got cut? Cuz this feels like two-thirds of a good movie but they made sure to make it as janky as possible when you can tell it had great bones for a cool lil action film

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  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ★★★★

    I'm more scared of airports than airplanes at this point. Pg13 suspenseful thrillers slapped this year

  • Missing

    Missing

    ★★★★

    Who needs cops or the fbi when you have Angie's List?

    How does my doordash order end up in another neighborhood but Javi can help solve a missing person case from another country for 8 dollars an hour

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