im really gay and i like nerdy shit but my dad made me watch film and i wish i could just garbage brain consume
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The Boondock Saints 1999
William DeFoe plays a homophobic gay FBI agent, that's it that's all you need. Oh also some Irish and Catholic stuff happens.
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Drive 2011
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sloth from the goonies takes a heel turn and drowns hellboy and then stabs the EPA senator from the simpsons
no but actually no meme shit, this movie gas. pun intended
i liked it a lot
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
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A bloated mess would be an understatement. Dreadfully dull, not worth your time or mine. A film less about Anthony Mackie Captain America and more about the Incredible Hulk of all things. Giancarlo Esposito is in this for an uneventful 45 seconds and a brief action scene.
I’m sorry I just can’t even engage with this because I’ve already forgotten half the movie since the movies end maybe five minutes ago. Stay home.Translated from by -
Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2014
They should bring back that Apple Store worker in the next avengers film.
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Glass Onion 2022
i kinda hated the characters tbh. except le blanc he is a treasure and Andi is fine. But everyone else just made me groan, I dont need my movies to be a collection of things from real life that make me go "ooh ooh look like on twitter" if anything that loses points for me. but it was fine
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Lady Bird 2017
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Bro this shit killed me. Didn’t really know much about the movie going in, if I had maaaaybe would have held off on it. Literally about to move out 😭 I related to this a lot. The mom bar for bar said things my mom has said to me. The dad reminded me of my father in some ways. But mainly related to Lady Bird and the mother. I’ve literally tried to jump out of car like that dude wtf.…
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