this movie is edited, shot, paced, and soundtracked in such a jarring and strange way. it spells everything out like you're a baby and feeds you these horrible, plastic looking scenes. every time they go outside it looks like a marvel movie. this IS a marvel movie. also mcguire's performance is so weird. slop movie. maybe the first ai generated movie ever?
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It's Such a Beautiful Day 2012
it's movies like this that make you have to remind yourself that not every movie is gonna make you have a crisis, but some very much will
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Emilia Pérez 2024
a gross movie that's gonna be so so hyped by semi-well meaning liberal critics. this award season will be brutal. the film is full of strange, outdated racist and transphobic stereotypes. its ultimate sin is being a misplaced musical. the worst person you know is going to call this either profound or impactful with 0 sense of irony or shame.
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Blue Velvet 1986
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
blue velvet is a master class in how to make a movie actually suspenseful, starting off with a very low-key and realistic scene that you've probably seen before, a tiny lumber town, a la twin peaks, but giving you a taste of what you're in for at the beginning (ear scene). it progresses into something darker until it peaks 2 or 3 times with some of the most twisted and visceral scenes ive seen. hopper's acting is more disturbing than jack nicholson in the shining in my honest opinion. only somebody like david lynch could make a movie like this.
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