callum

callum

Favorite films

  • Eraserhead
  • Nowhere
  • Freddy Got Fingered
  • Funeral Parade of Roses

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  • Good Morning

    ★★★½

  • Funeral Parade of Roses

    ★★★★★

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★½

  • Road

    ★★★★½

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  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby

    this movie is edited, shot, paced, and soundtracked in such a jarring and strange way. it spells everything out like you're a baby and feeds you these horrible, plastic looking scenes. every time they go outside it looks like a marvel movie. this IS a marvel movie. also mcguire's performance is so weird. slop movie. maybe the first ai generated movie ever?

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

    It's Such a Beautiful Day

    ★★★★

    it's movies like this that make you have to remind yourself that not every movie is gonna make you have a crisis, but some very much will

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    a gross movie that's gonna be so so hyped by semi-well meaning liberal critics. this award season will be brutal. the film is full of strange, outdated racist and transphobic stereotypes. its ultimate sin is being a misplaced musical. the worst person you know is going to call this either profound or impactful with 0 sense of irony or shame.

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.