Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Blade II 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2022

  blade makes me feel like i’m 12. he’s got me sitting on the couch with my feet up, smiling from ear to ear every time he says a cheeky one liner before slicing a reaper open. he’s so fucking cool

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  Big Night 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2022

  this movie makes me wanna toss on a wife beater, rip through a carton of marlboro golds and make some fucking timpano as dean martin’s greatest hits blares in the background.

Recent reviews

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  3:10 to Yuma 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  pa. 😐

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  Starship Troopers 1997

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  there may not be a sentence that hits harder for a high school boy than a girl whispering, “my parents aren’t home”—especially when it’s denise richards saying it 😩😩😩

Popular reviews

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  Avengers: Infinity War 2018

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Apr 2022 1

  IMDB TOP 100 WATCHLIST

  IMDB RANKING: #73 of 100

  probably my 10th time watching this movie and a hot start to my imdb top 100 watchlist. i could watch Thor beaming into wakanda screaming “bring me thanos” 100 times and never get sick of it.

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Let’s Play GTA V: Part 1 - To Be or Not To Be ~Killed~ (GONE WRONG?!)