Favorite films

Pinned reviews

• 

  Blade II 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2022

  blade makes me feel like i’m 12. he’s got me sitting on the couch with my feet up, smiling from ear to ear every time he says a cheeky one liner before slicing a reaper open. he’s so fucking cool

• 

  Big Night 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2022

  this movie makes me wanna toss on a wife beater, rip through a carton of marlboro golds and make some fucking timpano as dean martin’s greatest hits blares in the background.

Recent reviews

• 

  Limitless 2011

  ★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  5 minutes into having a brain this mf fucks his landlords girl and instead of building off that bro goes imma be governor 🫠🫠

• 

  Inside Man 2006

  ★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  tips fedora with rizz

Popular reviews

• 

  Avengers: Infinity War 2018

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Apr 2022 1

  IMDB TOP 100 WATCHLIST

  IMDB RANKING: #73 of 100

  probably my 10th time watching this movie and a hot start to my imdb top 100 watchlist. i could watch Thor beaming into wakanda screaming “bring me thanos” 100 times and never get sick of it.

• 

  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Let’s Play GTA V: Part 1 - To Be or Not To Be ~Killed~ (GONE WRONG?!)