Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Society 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  So much of the runtime is so plainly killing time building up to That Scene which is even more apparent when you know exactly what’s coming. That said, I found myself getting way wrapped up in the corny intrigue that it became the most enjoyable part (not to take away from the pleasure of watching the most rubbery, seams-visible practical effects you’ve ever seen)

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Jeremy String is fantastic but watching this now feels so futile like an Alec Baldwin SNL sketch in 2017. Just empty calories like cool, you made a movie telling us the bad guy has always been a bad guy, great to know. But whose fault is that for choosing to watch Donald Trump The Movie in January 2025.

Popular reviews

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2022

  SNL shamed James Cameron into changing the logo so my man just doubled down on the Papyrus subtitles. 5 stars for that alone.

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  Spy Kids 2001

  ★★★★ Rewatched 05 Mar 2022

  What can I say except this fucking rules. The sets, the gadgets, the design of the Fooglies... just completely balls to the wall. The supporting cast is absolutely insane, the way I screamed every time a new character showed up.