Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Abigail 2024

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  “aaaah!!! you’re so bloody!! so gross!!”
  it’s impeccable writing like this that makes abigail one of the movies i have seen, with scenes and characters that make many choices

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  very yucky! very fun! not necessarily a work of art. boimler in his element

Popular reviews

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  Letters to Juliet 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Aug 2018 1

  listen idk why anyone would write to juliet capulet for love advice but i can still support this iconic piece of heterosexual culture

  also:“patricia??? patricia’s my cousin!!”
  “how is that legal?”

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  Pride and Prejudice 1995

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2019

  bingley: all women are QUEENS
  darcy: if she breathes, she’s a THOT