Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Abigail 2024

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This did not know what it was trying to be. However I think ALL movie vampires should explode in a burst of blood and guts whenever they see sunlight

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  LOLOLOLOL. First act dragged but got more and more hilarious as the story went on. Die Hard but funny. Hugely missed opportunity for a Fall Out Boy needle drop.

Popular reviews

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  The Boonies 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Nov 2019

  Campy crime. Everyone's hot. Soft himbos. Horny Texans. Cody Ko gets his hair pulled and face licked by a cheerleader. What more could you ask for in a film?

  My favorite thing about this movie is that it doesn’t strive to be realistic at all, nor does it answer any of the questions it raises about the plot or characters. The high school characters are very obviously played by actors in their mid to late 20s, and they make no…

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  This is major. There but for the grace of god go I.