ernestworrell

ernestworrell

If you take the time to write a negative review of a kid’s movie, you’re a horse’s ass.

Favorite films

  • Problem Child 2
  • Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
  • Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style
  • Synecdoche, New York

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  • Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

    ★★★★★

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    ★★★★

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    ★★★★★

  • Joker

    ★★★★

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  • Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

    Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

    ★★★★★

    We need a prequel of this brilliant work of art.  Not only to address the origin story of Taquito but as well as a peek behind the curtain of S’wallow Valley’s shady dealings to keep swords off the streets.

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    ★★★★

    Cutest movie ever.  If you didn’t laugh at the boat scene, which paralleled the great MacGruber, any opinion you have on comedy is wrong.

    Sigur Ros providing the backing track to the romantic climax was an A+ call.

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  • Julien Donkey-Boy

    Julien Donkey-Boy

    ★★★★½

    “Julien the Jabber Jabber” is one of the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a movie scene.  Pearl pretending to be Julien’s mother is the saddest I’ve ever felt watching a movie scene.  The film absolutely rules despite COOL FILM STUDENTS constantly taking shots at Harmony Korine’s work.  And despite the fact that Ewen Bremner had the exact same vocal tone as Tom Green’s Billy Bob character.

    Great movie to check out if you really want to hate Werner Herzog or you want to see Chloë Sevigny’s best role.

  • Poltergeist II: The Other Side

    Poltergeist II: The Other Side

    ★★★★

    You a damn lie if that braces scene didn’t scare the hell out of you as a kid.  This movie also taught me to respect my elders.

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