Favorite films

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  One of the most amazingly written and shot tv shows I've ever seen. More detailed review later but they found one of the most phenomenal child/teen actors they possibly could have for this role. Episode 3 sticks with me especially.

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Precisely as you'd expect from a Netflix/Russo film. Completely surface level attempt at discussing important topics that it flips back on itself and makes a mockery of them. Vague sanitized aesthetics of franchises like Fallout that then doesn't really say anything about anything. I don't think equating robots to oppressed classes (in this case, the robot uprising is framed much like a revolt of the working class, fighting against unfair treatment by employers) is really cutting it anymore given how…

Popular reviews

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  A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter 2024

  ½ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  I'm sorry man this sucked. I'm not even a Sabrina hater but the covers were genuinely all bad save for the Chappell cover of "Last Christmas" AND I'm not even a Chappell stan either. Shania Twain covering Santa Baby instilled a genuine rage. The skits were like, really bad. There isn't even a witty way to put it, they were just uninteresting and poorly-performed. Every punchline was entirely half-assed and seemed like it came from a tweet that got reposted…

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  Starship Troopers 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 10 May 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.