Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Keep 1983

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Aug 2022

  "What are you!?"
  "I... AM... YOU"

  Been wanting to see this forever now! I acquired it on VHS last year but the tape is so washed out that its unwatchable. I've also been trying to track down the 35mm scan that went underground online a while back to no avail. Sure its rentable online and there's probably a DVD out there that's probably a shitty scan.

  If I'm going to see a Michael Mann film for the first time I…

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  Godzilla: Final Wars 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2024

  Toho spent what looks like the GDP of a small country to make a Godzilla flick with latex and leather wearing aliens, every monster ever, bullet time, Sum41, a Universal Soldier-ass Earth Defense Force, a heavy that looks like he fell out of World War 2, a New York pimp getting yeeted into an explosion, and my beautiful son Minilla.

  It rocks.

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Soderbergh and Koepp please keep making films together.

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  Wild at Heart 1990

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  As many chances as I attempt to give Lynch's non-Twin Peaks work I just can't get past every actor not acting like a human being. How does he manage to continuously get these kinds of performances?

  Not for me!

Popular reviews

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  1991: The Year Punk Broke 1992

  ★★★ Watched 29 Jul 2020

  Maddening that Thurston Moore had to go and cheat on Kim Gordon, destroying their marriage, and Sonic Youth, in the process. Dumbass.

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  The Shaggy D.A. 1976

  ★★ Watched 13 Jan 2020 1

  Dude isn't even a District Attorney until the end of the film. Should've called this The Shaggy Candidate for D.A.