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  Insidious: The Red Door 2023

  ½ Watched 10 Dec 2023

  Nothing happens.

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  Marry F*** Kill 2023

  ½ Watched 11 Oct 2023

  FUN PENGUIN FACTS: 

  1. Gentoo Penguins are the fastest of all penguin species!

  These penguins can swim at speeds of up to 36km/h! That's 4 times faster than any Olympic swimmer!

  2. The oldest penguin fossils are 62 million years old

  That is only 3 million years after the dinosaurs disappeared! 

  3. Penguins poop every 20 minutes 

  Penguins have a very fast metabolism this means they need to poop, a lot!

  4. A penguins black and white colouring is called…

Popular reviews

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ½ Watched 28 Nov 2022 7

  I regularly buy 72 ZIPLOC® BRAND STORAGE BAGS GALLON/LARGE. Once a month, I will spend an entire day filling a 72 pack up with my own farts. I open each bag, and spew and spew from my asshole until each one is full of fetid air. I am doing this in preparation of my own masterpiece: long shots of nothing that are 2006 YouTube video quality, which eventually tell the story of how I fill each and every one of…

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  Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Dark Side of Dimensions 2016

  ★ Watched 12 Nov 2020 1

  A psychopath obsessed with a children’s card game, Seto Kaiba has unlimited money and a space elevator. Because of this, Seto Kaiba is mankind’s greatest threat. Is it wrong to murder a man for the sake of your product reveal? Probably. But in this ancap hellworld, the crowd cheers on while a delusional Seto Mussolini makes more money. I wonder if that pilot had a family.

  There’s some weird stuff going on with pharaohs and a puzzle but I couldn’t…

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