Ryan

Ryan

Basically, just a way to make sure I don’t accidentally rewatch the same b-movies my brain blacks out.

Favorite films

  • The Holy Mountain
  • Funny Games
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

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  • 976-EVIL

    ★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★★

  • Would You Rather

    ★★★

  • Iced

    ★★½

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  • 976-EVIL

    976-EVIL

    ★★★½

    Think I caught this on AMC or something like that with some friends 20 years ago. Was a fun rewatch and the pneumatic tube scene at the end unlocked something in my brain.

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★

    All the intellect of a reddit moderator packed into the charming frame of Hugh Grant. While I wouldn’t say it was “strong”, the first act really had my attention. Great performances by all. The building tension, the ebb and flow of the conversation kept me engaged and the hints of something malicious about Grant was great. But around act 2 or the “two door problem” things started to fall apart a bit. The “flashbacks” to characters explaining what they think…

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ½

    The fucking grain filter over 3 minutes of credits makes it unbearable from the get go. But seeing “Foley - Freesound.org” Made me scream in terror 

    And then I realized that the fucking filter is just 3 alternating 8 second loops, I cried. 

    I have to use this review as a live journal of my watch or I’m going to put a loaded gun in my mouth. 

    Motherfuckers born in 97 are so fucking nostalgic for the 90’s and this ain’t…

  • The Prowler

    The Prowler

    ★★

    The head explosion at the end almost made the movie worth it

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