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Favorite films

  • L.A. Confidential
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Drive
  • Amélie

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  • Towards Zero

    ★★★½

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

  • Napoleon Dynamite

    ★★★★★

  • Napoleon Dynamite

    ★★★★★

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  • Wuthering Heights

    Wuthering Heights

    ★★★½

    The entire time I kept thinking how is Jacob Elordi going to portray Heathcliff's brutishness as accurately as Tom Hardy 🤨

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    NO STARS, absolutely none!!
    The worst thing I have ever watched. I did not finish! I was half way through and still no proper zombies like huhhh? I even happened watched an ep of the Walking Dead before it. 
    The acting was deadpan the entire time even though they had some of the greatest actors in it. They had no emotion. 
    I am really confused as to what I was watching, nothing was happening, all that was going on was an issue with the axis of the world and somehow that related to the zombies.

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  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★★

    Ryan’s scream is a paid actor in itself.

  • Maestro

    Maestro

    ★★

    Going into this film I was actually pretty hopeful, and I wish I hadn't been. There were many things that let this film down such as the scenes all being about equal length and there being no moment of pause until the end. The dialogue felt like every character was interacting in small talk, and most wrong about the film was that there was no real narrative. The film that I thought was meant to be centred around the life…

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