Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★½ Watched 06 Nov 2017

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Death Note 2017

  ★ Watched 26 Aug 2017

  Constantly sighing.

Popular reviews

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  47 Ronin 2013

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2014 1

  You give me 2 seconds of Rick the tattooed guy?? 2 seconds??

  He's on the fucking poster!!

  
  (5 stars for the yellow monks fight scenes. That shit was crazy.)

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  X-Men: Days of Future Past 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 May 2014

  Basically a big fuck you to Brett Ratner.