Favorite films

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  The Boy 2016

  ★★★ Watched 25 May 2023

  Me personally? I would have simply not gone to England in the first place. 

  Her towel ate, never once failed on her meanwhile I can’t wear one for 12 seconds before it falls off. This would be cool if the show was for someone else yknow.

  Honestly, twist was decent but I don’t think I paid attention for the first 80% of the movie and didn’t miss anything. Also who the hell kills themselves just….walking into the ocean? Kinda based when you think about it. 

  Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, England sucks and I know they’re doing the accents to fuck with us

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  Upgrade 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2023

  My favorite part is when he got a pooter implanted, said “I’m gonna upGRAYd” then upgraded all over those guys.

Popular reviews

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  Resident Evil: Retribution 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2022

  This movie exists inside the Venn diagram of movies that pass the bechdel test and movies where no one reloads their guns. A lofty position.

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2022

  Movies this long should have intermissions.

  In all honesty tho it’s not as bad as I thought it might be. The visuals are stunning (as to be expected). I visibly pogged in the theatre looking at some of the water effects and there was so much to look at (especially in the underwater sections). The creature design was amazing - reminding me of the alien fish from Subnautica. 

  Where this movie lost me a bit was the story. It’s just…

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