Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  waaaaiiit i predicted the ending halfway into this that’s so mastermind of me

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  Little Shop of Horrors 1986

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  oh ABSOLUTELY. shits and giggles like this is what cinema should be all about

Popular reviews

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  Sicario 1994

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2018 3

  it took my dumb ass about 20 minutes in to realize i was watching the wrong sicario but i continued watching because holy shit that actor is beautifuuul

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  Love 2015

  ★½ Watched 03 May 2020 1

  either a really shitty film or a really beautiful porno......

  also, this has also got to be some of the worst dialogue i've ever witnessed in a film. and the main character having a Birth of a Nation and Salo posters on his wall while also raving about 2001 being his favorite film has gotta be the cringey-est shit ever. i'm genuinely surprised such a horrible film can have such genius cinematography.

  this was my first gaspar noé film and i really hope the rest won't let me down like this!!